title:quotes

Below are some quotes, funny or otherwise. That is all. What else were you expecting?

"Beware of Speed Traps" - Hour Detroit
"'He’s not qualified to be lane leader,'observed my husband, who considers clocking record times between point A and point B a matter of personal pride."
"Sheriff: Speed played role in teens' deaths" - ABC12
"[Saginaw County Sheriff Bill Federspiel] has a theory that drivers are becoming more reckless behind the wheel because of road patrol cutbacks. "There is a mindset out there that if they see a police officer, they will abide by the law. If they don't, they will do whatever they want."
I wonder if he will keep his story when they start pushing red light or speed cameras, or unmarked law enforcement vehicles on his department..."to increase safety". Situation: A vehicle is traveling at a rate of speed grossly over the posted limit. What is safer? Which will bring in more money? 1) An unmarked police car hidden amongst a bunch of other cars and the speeding vehicle continuing to travel past the law enforcement vehicle and all those vehicles (s)he is hiding amongst, endangering his and the lives of others even further, or 2) a clearly marked and visible law enforcement vehicle with lights and stickers galore getting the speeding vehicle to quickly slow down?